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Drink Demotivational Poster


ONE DRINK -


TAGS: alcoholism drink reasons sad cubby
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Derek - July 11, 2010, 9:38 pm
1 more drink to be comatose
guyfox - July 10, 2010, 8:59 pm
now this has never been more true


FALCON PUNCH -


TAGS: falcon punch drink
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Limeman

HerculesUltimateHero - September 13, 2009, 2:41 pm
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOON PUNCH!!
Katrina - April 1, 2009, 11:26 am
OMG!!! Nice
motifake - February 26, 2009, 1:55 pm

OMG! LMAOOOOO
Fatty - January 26, 2009, 5:04 pm
HA! +5


DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


TAGS: alcohol milk drinking
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by elixiri

maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm
I think I need some milk


NEW DRINK -


TAGS: new drink osama bin laden
Rating: 4.57/5

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champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:10 pm
Thanks guys! :)
Bull - May 6, 2011, 6:39 pm
HA!! 5L
Airman - May 6, 2011, 5:38 pm
lol


THINKING OF OTHERS -


TAGS: i drink for them
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

TheGoat - September 7, 2011, 8:45 pm
This has been a good day for 5L's!
antiwrathman - September 7, 2011, 9:35 am
tl;dr
forseti - September 7, 2011, 2:59 am
5lainté!


OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!


TAGS: alcohol lol drinking girls
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by AlKHall

bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 7:06 pm
Must be the line to the restroom.... they're all doing the same dance


IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !




AN IRISH GIRL -




COLLEGE - If these guys put as much effort into study as they put into drinking games we'd have landed on Mars by now


TAGS: drinking games
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by house

warface - September 17, 2011, 8:21 am
How is Mars a better idea than this?


ALCOHOLIC - Is such a harsh word, I prefer Professional Drinker


TAGS: alcoholic harsh prefer professional drinker
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 4, 2011, 6:58 pm
Go Green Bay Packers! I'll drink to that...
falloutghoul - December 4, 2011, 6:51 pm
I live in Wisconsin. Nuff said.
maoworks2 - December 3, 2011, 6:58 pm
Everybody I've Known In My Life Has Died From Smoking Or Drinking, Sad
the1stCOMMI3 - December 3, 2011, 1:56 am
So do I, my friend, so do I.


COLLEGE -


TAGS: drinking and thinking don t mix
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:24 am
great poster, UP yours


CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.


TAGS: cat drinking animals funny
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:15 pm
I'll Take 6 Kittys.


REINTARDATION -




2 Can Play That Game -


TAGS: police drinking partying competition dwi
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:10 am
LoL. I HAD the high score in the mid 80's... :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:06 am
You can't prove that...right?


FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk




ANSWERS - You won't find them at the bottom of that bottle. You better go get another one.


TAGS: alcohol drinking problem solving
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by WTFO

nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 5:18 am
My skin was like red leather and my liver like a French goose" Max Payne.
nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 4:35 am
"My skin was like red y liver like a French goose" Max Payne.
steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
It's amazing what google blocks. I work at an animal hospital and wrote about cocker spaniels. Amazed it was blocked. I just found out from you though that nuts isn't. Go figure.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:41 pm
BTW, why was b-u-t-t-o-n blocked? Is the s/w that strict? That's just nuts.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:39 pm
I still like the other site but you're right there is too much BS from certain members. That's what the 'foe' button is for. It's really cleaned up the BS in the forums for me. Too bad it doesn't work on poster comments.
MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:34 am
You got tired of the bullsheet at the other site too?...bahaha. Nice to see ya on the otherside!


FORTUNATE -


TAGS: luck drinking tequila coyote sex
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 27, 2015, 4:14 am
At least she knows what the Fox says . . . right?
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:03 pm
nothing but nothing stops 'siesta time' south of the border...
5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 11:55 am
Now there is a "at work fantasy" I can live with!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 9:38 am
Am5ome!


VAMPIRES -


TAGS: vampire blood period drink under table pzy
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

dragonrider33 - March 17, 2014, 9:26 pm
THIS, is my new favorite Desktop!!
Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:28 pm
WOW.. umm.. it's good to know there are people as sick and twisted -if not more- as/than me around..lol
MrDamage - March 9, 2013, 6:48 pm
EWWWWW! 5 lions :)
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:58 pm
Just added to faves!
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:57 pm
THAT IS TWISTED! I love it! 5 of course!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:34 pm
*divorce*
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:33 pm
Can't afford the consequent dicorce, sorry... Otherwise I'd take you up on that without hesitation! Cheers!
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 5:07 pm
Marry me, culos.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:56 pm
I wish it was priceless, my ex costs me about $3000 a month in alimony. That's not priceless! That's a real bloodsucking vampire foryou!
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:36 pm

Priceless
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 10:56 pm

hey ice...the delay on the eyes for your avatar...creepy dude...like you're stalking someone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 1, 2011, 10:16 pm
Really Ice?...Why can't you write one then?
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:46 pm
OBTW, in case you hadn't noticed, I love a good limerick.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:39 pm
There once was a guy named "Psych"... He submitted one we might like... He hit a home run... When the Mods said "It's done"... Now he's giddy as a lil bitty tyke. 5
spacedog - February 1, 2011, 9:16 pm
LMAO! Amsome pzykosiz.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

OMG!!! n1 dude.


OPPORTUNIST -


TAGS: drink optimist pessimist realist mariand
Rating: 4.97/5

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mariand - February 8, 2012, 1:40 pm
Thanks!... there are many posters on this theme, but I wanted to look at it from another angle.
ElleWhyInIn - February 8, 2012, 10:45 am
Love it! Just remember, there are 3 kinds of people: those who see the glass as half full, those that see the glass as half empty, and those of us who just want a flippin' drink
rerun - February 7, 2012, 7:29 pm

fantastic
BeNiceToMe - February 7, 2012, 7:18 pm
your b5st (so far) :)
CoolioIndeed - February 7, 2012, 2:00 pm
I'll drink to that. 5L's
mariand - February 7, 2012, 3:57 am
Prosit!
forseti - February 7, 2012, 3:07 am
Cheer5!


HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE? -


TAGS: coffee drinker humor
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 7:53 pm

Thank you, oh mighty mod of the grey persuasion.
rerun - July 11, 2013, 7:27 pm

Great poster.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 2:36 pm

I'm like a rudderless tanker in deep swell until I get at least a whiff of the stuff.
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:06 pm
**wakes ME up**…I seem to need some now
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:05 pm
I take mine serious too, but don’t care the color, or richness. I've found that if it’s hot, it pretty much wakes up right away……when thrown in my face.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:53 pm

I'm partial to light roast coffees. Ethiopian Yergicheffe is my favorite~~and I take it very, very seriously. (BG) People think the darker a coffee is roasted, the more caffeine it contains. The exact opposite is true. Black and bitter doesn't equal good!
falloutghoul - July 11, 2013, 12:30 pm
If you say a "rich, dark roast," you're most likely lying.


BLACKOUT -




SMILES -


TAGS: pzy smile enemy poison drink
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

CloudchaserS - September 23, 2011, 5:11 am
30 years from now, that movie will still be funny *tailwags*
gas - September 22, 2011, 1:13 pm
the princess bride? I thought the same xD
CloudchaserS - September 22, 2011, 11:39 am
I challenge you to a battle of wits. One of these glasses has poison in it.


TEQUILA TIME - It f*$ks with your mind


TAGS: drinking funny party
Rating: 3.67/5

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MissRed - May 19, 2010, 12:00 pm
Oh god! That's a mnd fuck.


MORON BARS - The stupid need to drink somewhere.




DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple


TAGS: drinking dremagnum alcohol blasphemy
Rating: 3.85/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:51 pm
please, be nice to God. and be respectful. :)
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog, i suck so bad at making posters so its nice to have a decent one for once
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 9:46 pm
I should have said earlier Dre, this is a good poster. The comments count when the votes don't amount.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:29 pm
i just noticed a huge drop when vte 31 happened, sorry guys, im being a whiny bitch
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LOL Space!
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LMAO! Dre are you working a spread sheet? What did voter #7 cast?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Dre.... come on now. You must know by now that complaining tends to attract 1L votes here.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
Voter #31, thanks for the 1 vote
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm
Mr. Dre.. keep 'em coming. From someone who has close to 2000 of them now, there will be ones that you think will do well, and they don't.. and ones that totally surprise you. There are a lot of eyes that visit here, and most are unregistered. have fun
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
Yeah, your poster is better so no complaints, i was just curious
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
I'm in denver.. sitting on top of Newest gets votes quickly.. luck of the draw. This is a good poster and it is sitting at 4.. which is Really good.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:58 pm
Im USA though so mine might have been later
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 6:56 pm
that is strange.. what time of day did yours come out of the Q. If I remember, mine came out around 3, and got a lot of votes very quickly cuz it sat in the newest, on top, for about 2 - 3 hours.
rerun - October 27, 2009, 6:42 pm

Zombie voters have taken over Motifake?
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:40 pm
Before i begin i want to say im just letting you guys know, this isnt a conspiracy theory, i just think its odd. How does the #1 poster have twice as many votes on as my #2 poster made on the same day?
Lederhosen - October 27, 2009, 12:41 pm
Nice...5L
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
"in the" mines even...sheesh! Gotta lay of the sauce when I'm commenting...
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
The 8th Dwarf was sleeping it off inthe mines...his name was Alky. 5L!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:14 pm
5L - so sayeth the flock!
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 10:49 am
Thanks guys, I think this one is better than its rating but oh well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things........Especially the Jamesons.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
5/5
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
Does this mean I can drink whiskey in church?


ONLY ONE DRINK -


TAGS: drink cup picnic
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:40 am
Now, that's my kind of drink cup!


BATTLESHOTS - Good idea though but still... Remember when people just went to bars?




THE EASTER BUNNY - Taking a well deserved break. My ass would need soothing after shooting out all those eggs too.


TAGS: easter bunny drinks cc i would have held out for at least rc
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:22 pm
but....they were all done drunk.....guess I should stick to vodka then...
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:28 pm
fido, I think I prefer your drunk posters better ;) 5L


IN KEG WE TRUST -


TAGS: keg drink beer cult
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by timmey

carebear - February 29, 2012, 3:54 pm
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - February 28, 2012, 1:53 pm
I Think I'm There.


WATER IS BAD -


TAGS: franklin quotation beer drinking humor
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 6:02 pm
It was a great idea, especially 81 proof Wild Turkey!


18 MILLION FAN PAGE LIKES - And MONSTER Ain't Payin' NOBODY to Drink and Refer Their Products


TAGS: monster energy energy drink
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by tinakimbrough

ughomer - August 11, 2012, 2:59 pm
Good first poster Tina K.


DEFENSIVE DRINKING - Strategically consuming alcohol for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it


TAGS: defensive drinking staratigically consuming alcohol
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Budog

Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:55 am
Waterproof strategy!


DOES GETTING DRUNK ON FACEBOOK - Count as drinking with friends ?




FINALLY - I'll drink this with my deep fried celery.


TAGS: bacon diet coke celery deep fired drink
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
i should have just put this in the bacon thread
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:38 pm
LMAO! I love that Pzy handles this!
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:35 pm

we all start in the basement.
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:34 pm
yeah, one of my early ones. anyone feel free to 1L or recaption it
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 7:43 pm
Back again, Zammuelist? Who lifted your ban?
Zealot - March 16, 2010, 7:32 pm
gapes in awe


4 PERECT CIRCLES - Dude, I think I need another drink !!


TAGS: perfect circles 4 drink optical illusion
Rating: 3.41/5

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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 11:05 am
God damn optical illusions


DENIAL -


TAGS: drinking passout denial party
Rating: 3.09/5

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BoneCD - February 8, 2009, 5:19 pm
I can't remember....so its must be an even nicer river
Culos - February 8, 2009, 4:20 pm
Denial is a river in Africa!


DRINK YOUR BEER BOY - There's sober children in Somalia ...


TAGS: drink beer sober children somalia
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Grandpa never was known to be very sensitive nor politically correct...
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:39 am
LOL!


LOOPHOLE - If the body is mostly water, does drinking make you a cannibal?




HAPPY NEW YEAR! -


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

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Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Okay you made me LOL 5L's


1870'S ENERGY DRINK - And it comes with that cool straw, too.


TAGS: energy drinking red bull
Rating: 3.52/5

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Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:19 pm
He was a medicine man ;})


DENIAL - Seriously? You're still going to say you don't have a drinking problem?


TAGS: blz drinking
Rating: 4.68/5

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bricemara - January 11, 2012, 5:58 pm
seen one just like this one
Ozbad - January 10, 2012, 5:07 pm
Sadly A week later the snake died do to liver failure.
KoU - January 10, 2012, 4:24 pm
Ahahaahha Nice One!!


BARGAIN- BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS SO DRINK, DON'T DRIVE -




I ASKED FOR A - Cockatiel! But this ain't bad...


TAGS: cat drink coctail cockatiel
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - January 10, 2010, 11:04 am

useless in that you cannot screw them?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:56 am
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few useless animals in my time.
Sean - April 27, 2009, 9:30 pm
Yer just using him to get to his beverage.
BoneCD - April 27, 2009, 9:02 pm
That's one cat that I fancy
Sean - April 27, 2009, 8:54 pm
Figures ... YOU'D like it ....
BoneCD - April 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
This is priceless


CATURDAY - It is time for cocktails


TAGS: caturday drink
Rating: 1.6/5
spacedog - August 20, 2009, 10:21 am
*hope
spacedog - August 20, 2009, 10:20 am
I hppe you are prepared to clean up the mess.


WINE - I wonder if that's Merlot or Pinot Noir.


TAGS: wine johnny depp wonder drink
Rating: 3.14/5

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hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 12:07 am
Wine? What wine?
Zetmonk - May 16, 2012, 6:08 am
It shoud've been rum.


EARTH'S BEAUTY - enhanced with complimentary high explosives


TAGS: i ll drink to that
Rating: 4.55/5

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REAL MEN DRINK PINK - Fight Breast Cancer!




NO MATTER HOW -


TAGS: money glass half full drink
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - November 25, 2011, 7:19 am
lol... true


MOTIFAKE CODE -


TAGS: motifake code drink eat ex
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - December 5, 2011, 12:39 pm
lol... I should memorize thi5


HEINEKEN EASTER - I'm all down for that, let's drink !




DRINK! -




GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -


TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

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forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
Cheers!


REDNECK INGENUITY - I guess giving up drinking and pork gravy was out of the question?


TAGS: redneck fat funny man drinking
Rating: 3.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 6, 2013, 12:00 pm
A Milwaukee tumor.


GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




MY WIFE - She speaks of my drinking, but never considers my thirst.




PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE -




SOBRIETY TEST - Your auto's retinal scan is positive if your eye detects movement.


TAGS: drinking sobriety test
Rating: 3.67/5

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Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:37 am
Is this a QR-code joke?
falloutghoul - December 10, 2012, 8:53 pm
I do!


IF YOU DRINK LIKE A MAN -




REASONS TO DRINK -




ROOFIES -


TAGS: be careful with strangers drink
Rating: 4.53/5

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agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
For a long time.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
Actually it's the first you'll remember.


HIDDEN VICES... -




HOBOPHOBIC -


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
?
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


KOOL-AID -


TAGS: oh yeah drink tasty yummy delicious damage dollars
Rating: 2.64/5

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phydeaux - March 23, 2010, 7:18 pm
1L and SCORE for Faceman!
Faceplant31 - March 23, 2010, 5:19 pm
34815 Here is an idea don't make the same exact poster under another name that is very similar to your old user name.


CHESS -


TAGS: drinker move drunk check cubby
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

ICEMAN - December 1, 2010, 8:39 pm
We used to play checkers that way. The games went much quicker... and so did the players.
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 8:16 pm
and that is all that matters right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 8:11 pm
pretty sure I mistook the front door for the bathroom door....I won the game though.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 8:04 pm

at least you made it outside to puke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 8:00 pm
We used Grand Marnier for the queen, Escorial for the King,Rye for the Bishops, Vodka for the knights and gin for the Rooks...all the pawns were southern comfort....and then I threw up in my own front yard and on my steps.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 7:51 pm

It was rather expensive when I was in HS, considering we had to pay a "premium" to have the legal guy buy it. we had to buy his as well.
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
Pabst is cool if you are broke and have nothing to do the next day. That sh!t produces some bad hangovers.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 7:47 pm

I didn't think they still made Pabst beer, that was all we could afford in high school.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 7:46 pm
I have a similar chess set. We play with a variety of hard alcohol shots though...Not girly beer shots.
forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:40 pm
the heavy alcoholics I see in the streets seem to be great drinkers without any memory, concentration, imagination or strong will...


LITTLE JOHNNY -




COFFEE -


TAGS: coffee percolate hot drink fluid
Rating: 4.75/5

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Calvert - June 23, 2011, 1:42 pm
I like my coffee like I like my women: tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes on the back of a donkey.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:28 am
I like my coffee black just like my metal.x
MilDoc - June 16, 2011, 5:01 pm
Nice one, Steph! You're a Star(buck5)! I like my coffee like I like my women...dark and bitter!


A CLUELESS WOMAN IS A HAPPY ONE -




REGRETS -


TAGS: adapt adjust overcome or drink
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:42 pm
Amsome aggy.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:18 am
Only the best of us do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:16 am
I choose Drink.....5L


REASONS TO START DRINKING - So easy to find


TAGS: drink
Rating: 4.15/5

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THE NEXT DAY - I Wake Up And Think By Myself: 'Awesome, I'm Already Dressed!'


TAGS: don t drink and drive by bus
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - April 13, 2010, 10:02 pm
Gees that's going to hurt when he wake up


IRON MAN - A drunk friendless loser who can only play with his toys.




RESPONSIBLE DRINKING - not.




THE GRIEF CANNOT BE DROWNED... -


TAGS: drink never drown grief mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - October 27, 2012, 6:18 am
thanks RR...;)
rerun - October 26, 2012, 8:24 pm

wow, great
EmilioDumphque - October 26, 2012, 3:04 am
That's the lyrics of an old Greek Rembetika song from the 1920s.
mariand - October 25, 2012, 12:14 pm
hehehe... good idea ipa
gas - October 25, 2012, 11:13 am
then it would learn to scuba dive
ipaprime - October 25, 2012, 8:12 am
then throw rocks at it


AUSTRALIANA - The world says "Australians drink too much" Australians say "They're just jealous that they can't keep up"


TAGS: australia drink world beer win
Rating: 4.69/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2011, 9:28 pm

lolz...tell it to a canadian m8


MIXOLOGIST - At the end of the day...you're really just a bartender.


TAGS: drink
Rating: 4.38/5

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lordblackdragon - August 24, 2012, 11:16 pm
THey are called Mixologists because Douchebags were already taken.


WOMEN -


TAGS: bar naggin drinks
Rating: 4.33/5

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Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:35 pm
Thanks guys!
spacedog - March 31, 2010, 7:30 pm
And you made more than one great poster today Face. 5 all around.
ICEMAN - March 31, 2010, 7:23 pm
Ain't it the truth. Nice one Face. 5
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 3:25 pm
Excellent! 5 drinks for you!


ALCOHOLISM - Because even in this economy, someone will buy you a drink.




ANN'S NEW TEA SET -


TAGS: it s why i drink coffee
Rating: 4.22/5

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BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:28 pm
Then again, when you're drunk on your ass, any idea is a good idea!!!
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:26 pm
I should also thank Double D (or just Dee) for this Idea...
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:21 pm
Funny thing Phy....I don't have any kids, just 28 nieces and nephews
phydeaux - February 26, 2010, 6:20 pm
5L...but how did you know what goes on in my house?


HATERADE - Timmy's Choice of Drink


TAGS: timmy drink
Rating: 2.69/5

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Lex - August 28, 2009, 4:15 pm
Thanks Bone. I see they don't like what I'm serving. I could... could put stricknine in the kool-aid I guess.
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:11 pm
Good one Lex...but I think they already found you! 5 Poodles here


BARTENDING STRATEGY -




JACK DANIELS -


TAGS: drink up baby
Rating: 4.37/5

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twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 11:52 am
Actually, YOU are awesome and the parts are perfect. 5L.


FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS -


TAGS: fear day you can drink em pretty but you cant drink em skinny
Rating: 4.24/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:24 am
'Nuff said. Fuck off.


HORSE-GAS-MAN -




BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!! - Water chaser, please.


TAGS: drink
Rating: 4.71/5

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maoworks2 - January 3, 2013, 4:46 pm
The Beam's Working Scotty.
maoworks2 - January 3, 2013, 4:44 pm
Sotty Warp 10 Please.


NOTHING WRONG - with a little afternoon pick-me-up is there?


TAGS: work drink
Rating: 4.61/5

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Cloudchaser - July 9, 2010, 5:09 am
A depressant is a pick-me-up?
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 1:42 pm
This is beautiful. 5L


DRINKING PROBLEM - it's not just a problem for Ted Striker




THE JOY OF BEING SINGLE -


TAGS: drinking wine in bed
Rating: 4.13/5

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rerun - September 18, 2011, 8:38 am

Allie taught me a few things, but this is supposed to be a family friendly plane. We can flip Matthew Broderick for the hat....call it, he is in the air.
Sean - September 17, 2011, 11:09 pm
P.s. I want my fucking hat back. And NO I will NOT play poker with you for it!
Sean - September 17, 2011, 11:07 pm
Strip poker with uggos is a lot like global nuclear war: the only way to win is to not play the game. Didn't Allie Sheedy and Matthew Broderick teach you ANYTHING in the eighties?!?!?!
rerun - September 17, 2011, 10:21 pm

I have the freaking hat, Carlton lost it to me in a game of strip poker....it wasn't a pretty site, nor did if feel good to win.
Sean - September 17, 2011, 6:27 pm
Dude still has my hat. Said if it landed on him one more time, he'd keep it. Well wouldn't you know it. Beautiful fall day ... and I just had to turn world on with my smile ....
Airman - September 16, 2011, 10:42 am
I bet you knew Carlton the door man
Sean - September 15, 2011, 6:03 pm
I'll bet you could turn the world on with your smile. You know? Take a nothing day, and, and ... suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.


IRONY - Is being the person who gets annoyed when drunk people get loud But when you drink, you are the first one to start singing




DRINKING - Some people are just better at it than others.


TAGS: drinking
Rating: 3.67/5

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CANADA - October 16, 2009, 12:24 am
looks like another college special!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 12:20 am
A "not so rare" example of a lame comment by Derek.
Derek - October 16, 2009, 12:16 am
A rare example of someone getting high


GUINNESS - The Soup of Beers


TAGS: so good you have to drink it with a spoon
Rating: 3.21/5

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Todd Snyder - September 6, 2009, 11:47 pm
Funny - 5 lions 4 u.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:39 pm
This is motifake... only providing fake motivation. If a picture of Guinness compels you to do anything, much less come to Lee's Liquor store with me at 9:30am.... well, then.... ok, I'll be back soon.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 3:41 am
loooooooooooooooooooook at my motifake. It compels youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


KANGAROOS - They have to deal with shit too


TAGS: kangaroos drinking depressed
Rating: 2.75/5

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MustyK - December 31, 2009, 3:27 am
That'll teach 'em for voting for Kevin 707


DILEMMA - My Boss May Fire Me If I Don't Get to Work Get Me A Drink




YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.




PARENTING SKILLS - some lack more then others




UGLY TWINS - Does it mean you have to drink twice as much for courage?




NEW REALITY SHOW - How I Really Met Your Mother




WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH -


TAGS: gangster fail stock up on energy drinks and smokes
Rating: 4.18/5

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thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 8:56 am
You commenters below me lie. :P
sickartist - January 3, 2010, 6:07 pm
LOL I will lay odds that someone forgot to login. I've done it before.
GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 4:52 pm
excellent caption, but an anonymous post. best I can do is 3L
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 4:51 pm
Very funny, but anonymous posting = 1L
Derek - January 3, 2010, 4:51 pm
He hasn't drunk from that


HOW DARE YOU -


TAGS: bowling and drinking
Rating: 3.92/5

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R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 2:21 pm
Damn bowling! Fucks up drinking parties all the time!


RIDICULE ME NOW, ITS OK... - ...But when that "drink" kicks in...your mine!


TAGS: roofie drink mine
Rating: 3.88/5

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KC35000vr - April 28, 2012, 12:49 pm
o shit..... XD
Hawamleh - April 27, 2012, 7:19 pm
IT'S YOU'RE


BREAKING THE ICE - Best celebrated with fancy costumes and a drink when achieved.


TAGS: qc awkward zone breaking the ice fancy suit costume drink alcohol
Rating: 3.36/5

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Kamai - November 2, 2009, 8:47 pm
it's indeed from QC, I found the pic in the merchandise section. apparently they sell it on printed Tshirts and that kind of stuff
tehsupercheez - November 2, 2009, 8:45 pm
looks like Steve and Marten from questionable content
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:39 pm
Learnt this at a Halloween party


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